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The Export Gardener: A clumsy Australian starts a gardening business in the UK, not knowing a weed from a wisteria.


Author: Richard Harrison

Format: Kindle eBook

Number Of Pages: 236

Release Date: 12-07-2015


Gardening was never this funny

If you have ever wanted to start a business or you simply enjoy tending to your own garden, you will delight in the hilarious misadventures of The Export Gardener.

A clumsy Australian doesn’t know a weed from a wisteria, yet he travels to England and decides that the affluent commuter town of Sevenoaks in Kent is the ideal place to launch a lawn care and gardening franchise in the UK.

What could possibly go wrong?

He chops down the wrong tree, falls in the odd pond and discovers that stinging nettles and shorts are not a good mix, all while embarking on a village cricket career after a twenty year absence from the game.

This comical and inspiring memoir has been described by readers as ‘laugh out loud funny’ and ‘a book you must pack if travelling.’

It may not offer you much by way of gardening advice, but it is sure to put a smile on your face.

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Languages: English